Over the years, we have written down our favorite terrible slogans for Sisbro . . . slogans that make us laugh, because frankly, they are bad. Sometimes on long road trips to visit schools around the country, or while sitting in the woods waiting for an animal to emerge from its den, we would think of slogans that almost sounded like they were supposed to be legit, but upon closer inspection, are not good. So enjoy the best of the terrible slogans from us!!
Sisbro Studios . . .
“we’re gonna learn you good.”
“where practice makes imperfection.”
“like finding something pleasant stuck to the bottom of your shoe.”
“promising the best, and that’s a promise.”
“where our best laid plans are put to rest.”
“making confident strides, in a sideways direction.”
“on the cutting edge of mediocrity.”
“we put the ointment in disappointment.”
“putting our best ideas on the backburner.”
“hold out your learning bucket, ’cause it’s about to get filled with knowledge.”
“on the forward edge of the backward way of thinking.”
“nostalgic for the future.”
“sometimes tiny things come in small packages.”
“like a narcotic for the learning junkie.”
“bringing hours of experience to every project.”
“your u-turn to discovery.”
“putting the silent k in knowledge.”
“it was funny for a while.”
“aged for seven years in an oak barrel.”
“we promise to have her back by 10pm.”
“making people smarter, one people at a time.”
“spreading the joy of nature, with a pretty big knife.”
“established 200 years after the year 1801.”
“we don’t even notice the smell anymore.”
“we put our pants on, one pair at a time.”
“I’m just sayin’.”
“ideas still fresh, even after the expiration date.”
“jump into our ball pit of ideas.”
“where opportunity would knock, if we only had a door.”
“we’re living your dream, so you don’t have to.”
“we play second fiddle in a one fiddle band.”
“laying a solid foundation for future crumbling foundations.”
“off to bravely face the next rejection.”
